Cat Tails Saga 10

Yesterday SHMPM (She who must pet me) went away. HWMPWM (he who must play with me) was home when VWTM (Veterinarian who touched me) came to my home. VWTM picked me up. I did not know her but I graced her with my presence for a few minutes to let her know I was in control.

I think this visit is because when SHMPM and HWMPWM returned from AWAY for 5 sun cycles I was very hungry. I ate 3 chicken tenders, 2 cans of food and 1 BIRD. Then I did not feel well and deposited it all in the INDOOR SAND BOX. It was very embarrassing. Then I did not feel well for a sun cycle and SHWMPM got very worried. She poured liquid remedies down my throat. I let her because I did not feel well and it helped but I won't admit that.

When VWTM came she left a note and called SHMPM and HWMPWM my GUARDIANS. I like that. So I will refer to them as Guardian She (GS) and Guardian He (GH) from now on. VWTM then put me in a SLEEPING BLANKET and pulled on my paw. The VWTM helper held me while VWTM poked me with something sharp. I did not like this so I growled to let them know. Do not try this again!

Today I feel better. The SUN is shining. It is warm outdoors and I am sitting in my OUTDOOR SLEEPING PLACE on the SUNNING SURFACE. It is very nice.

VTWM said to GS that I am an "older" kitty. Well I may be but I am still feisty. I remind them regularly by inserting my sharp CLAWS into their soft furless skin. And last night I let GS know who is in charge. I held her down all evening by laying on her legs and then I made GH play with me before sleeping time.

This morning I woke my GS and GH so that they would let me out to enjoy the OUTDOORS.

I plan on being around for quite some time to come just to enjoy how much I can control my GUARDIANS.