The other day She Who Must Groom Me (SWMGM) and He How Must Play With Me (HHMPWM) were out in my GARDEN. They were making a nice place for me to lay but they did not realize they had pulled up a MOST IMPORTANT PLANT (MIP). They did not even know it was there!
I of course am observant and sensed that this plant was in the TAKE STUFF AWAY pile. I leapt in and began to show them this MIP. I rubbed on it, and rolled on it until they noticed. SWMGM placed my MIP on the SUNNY LAY DOWN PLACE and I continued to show her how important this plant is to me.
SWMGM AND HHMPWM got the message. They put the MIP back in the earth and now I am training them to give me small pieces of it every day. I sit on the SUNNY LAY DOWN PLACE and look at them. I roll on the dried pieces of MIP. I stare at them again. They are very observant. They know it is time to give me another piece of MIP.
Now that I have SWMGM and HHMPWM trained I will have my silly roll and dreamy sleep every day.
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