I am ALL POWERFUL. I decided that She Who Must Groom Me (SWMGM) has been gone too much this year already. So I flexed my claw and made her sick. She came down with PNEUMONIA. This is a good illness because she cannot move around alot but her arms work fine. Now SWMGM has been stuck on the DAYTIME SLEEPING PLACE and the NIGHTTIME SLEEPING PLACE for many days. :-)
I have succeeded in making her my GROOMING TOOL. My coat sleek now. She is very good at GROOMING but don't let her know!
Today is SUN OUTSIDE so I don't need her. She will suffer from my absence. This is good for her. I would not want SWMGM to think I NEED her. I will come in later for my BREAKFAST and GROOMING.
I still need to train He Who Must Play With Me (HWMPWM). I brought LIVE RABBIT into the DAY ROOM. HWMPWM wouldn't let me keep it inside. He put it on the deck. I fixed him. I only at the HEAD and left the rest.
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